September  13 24,820 notes

animalrights-humanlefts:

cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay

boyirl:

Jean Giraud

September  13 30,651 notes

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

unclefather:

talk dirty to me

September  13 36,061 notes